A
And we were on the way over, we were just married that very year, and she said, Oh, I'm looking forward to a nice turkey. I said, Turkey?
A
I said, We don't have turkey at Christmas.
B
Oh.
A
I said, We only have turkey on Thanksgiving. I said, We're going to have a ham.
B
Uh-huh.
A
She said, What?